"Top nine fun things to do aboard the Starship Enterprise" joke

Skeet shooting the shuttle craft
Plugging Nintendo cartridges into Data
Giving Worf A nuggie
Ordering Pizza from Domino's then going 30 min. into the future just to piss them off (haha, free pizza!)
Secretly replacing the Dilithium crystals with New Folger's crystals
Reprogramming the computer to play the theme to Jeopardy during self destruct sequence
Watching Captain Picard do his Mr. Clean impression
Calling down to the transporter room, ask if they've beamed aboard Prince Albert In A Can
Tribble sex!

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