"Top ten Christmas movies in Times Square" joke

The Stocking Stuffer
Prancer and Dancer Meet Lancer
Live On Stage! Bob Cratchitt and Mrs. Cratchitt Doing It!
The Night the Grinch Stole a Guy's Wallet on the D Train
Up Santa's Chimney (Santa was sitting in the audience, and after Dave read this one, Santa yelled, "Screw you, Letterman!" and left the theater)
Miracle on 69th Street
Frosty the Butt Man
Rotating Pies (Dave had clips of a rotating pie display from a diner playing all evening)
The Nutcrackers
That Ain't Egg Nog!

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