"Top ten error messages" joke

The Top 10 Good Error Messages On The Brand New $7000 Computer You Just Bought

"That URL was not found because frankly, I didn' try hard enough."

"If you continue to type that way, you'll get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

"The Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed."

"Normally, I would complain but I'll let that rough disk insertion slide this time."

"Don't worry, I'll clean up that beer stain."

"Its not a virus... its a STD(System Transmitted Disease)."

"Remember Einstein, its point then click, point then click."

"That General Protection Fault is not yours."

"You're using MS Word 5. 0 and that's a weenie version so why don't I upgrade you for free?"

"I hate to tell you this but you have already seen that version of the Pamela Anderson video... may I suggest another?"