"Top ten reasons why Chanukah is better than Christmas" joke

There's no "Donny & Arie Chanukah Special". Eight days of presents (in theory anyway). No need to clean the chimney. There's no latke-nog. Burl Ives does not sing Chanukah songs. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown". No barking dog version of "I Had a Little Driedl". No pine needles to vacuum up afterward. Blintzes are easier to mail than fruitcakes!

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