"Top ten reasons why Chanukah is better than Christmas" joke

There's no "Donny & Arie Chanukah Special".
Eight days of presents (in theory anyway).
No need to clean the chimney.
There's no latke-nog.
Burl Ives does not sing Chanukah songs.
You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown".
No barking dog version of "I Had a Little Driedl".
No pine needles to vacuum up afterward.
Blintzes are easier to mail than fruitcakes!

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