"Top ten reasons why hockey is better than sex" joke

Top ten reasons why hockey is better than sex - seen in a collegiate women's hockey club program
The protective equipment is reusable, and you don't even have to wash it.
It's legal to play hockey professionally.
The puck is ALWAYS hard.
Because there's no body checking, you can't get pregnant except in most unusual circumstances.
It lasts a full hour.
You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.
Your parents cheer when you score.
A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommmon.
Periods last only 15 minutes.
You can count on it at least twice a week.
You can tell your friends about it afterward.
Yes, I realize there are 11 reasons, but the claim is that it is a top ten list. Wendy Istvanick UW-Madison - Go Badgers!!!