"Top ten reasons your girlfriend might leave you for a woman" joke

Doesn't whine about affirmative action taking away "your" promotions
Knows what the clitoris is
Even if she does sit around in a dirty tshirt watching television, she at least knows how to wash it herself.
Knows where the clitoris is.
Doesn't think sexual harassment has been "blown way out of proportion"
She may not know how to fix a car, but, let's face it buddy, neither do you
Doesn't respond to "I want to talk about our relationship" with "Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go again"
Willing to stop and ask for directions before seeing bleached bones lying alongside the road
Two words: "sharing clothes"
Someday you're going to look like Bob Dole

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