"Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!" joke

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.4. I've got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's.3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut you up.1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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