"Top ten things overheard at Ronald Reagan's birthday party" joke

"Why's Reagan trying to blow out the chandelier?"
"Happy Birthday to...wait stop. He's wandered off again!"
"...And now president Reagan will use his Playskool phone to call and wish himself a Happy Birthday"
"Mommy make me cake! Cake good"
"More coffee, Quayle!"
"Hey, someone spiked the punch with Grecian Formula"
"Excuse me, I've got to exercise the old 'Trickle-Down Theory', if you know what I mean"
"Quick, hide the cake! Rush Limbaugh's here!"
"Wow, a Beavis and Butthead T-Shirt!"
"Am I still President?"

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