"Top ten ways to irritate Barbara Walters" joke

Tease her about being married to that deadbeat James Brolin
Wear giant sombrero and keep saying, "Senor Pepe no understand"
Threaten to release steamy photos of her and Hugh Downs from Christmas '74
When you don't have an answer, meow like a kitty
Hog the covers (trust me, she hates that)
Call her "Alex," phrase all answers in the form of a question
Tell her she was your favorite Golden Girl
To camera say, "Whoa, Barbara, easy on the gin"
Only rule: Ask a question, remove a piece of clothing
If she's wearing a skirt, compliment her on "The View"
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