"Tornado and Redneck Divorce" joke

Q: What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.

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Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad. The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said "Ready, aim... " at which point the brunettes yelled "Earthquake!!!".
The firing squad looked around more...

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What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

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