"Tracks" joke
In Colorodo there is a hunting compotiton. 3 men enter it. Each guy gets an hour to catch something.
The first guy comes back with a bear skin the judge asked how did he get that bear the man said he followed the tracks and followed the tracks and found the bear.
The second guy returns with a tiger skin.
The judge asked where did he get that tiger. He answers I followed the tracks and followed the tracks and found the tiger.
The third guy comes back really beaten up and the judge asked how did that happen the hunter replies I got hit by a train the judge asked how he got hit by a train the man replies
I followed the tracks and followed the tracks until I found the train.
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