"Traffic jam near the European Commission" joke

A man is driving in his car in the Commission quarter when he arrived in a traffic jam near Schumann roundabout. A policeman is moving slowly between the cars, talking to the drivers. Finally he reaches our man.
Man: What's happening?
Policeman: Well, Jacques Santer and Edith Cresson are sitting on the road on the roundabout.
Man: Why?
Policeman: They are saying that they have lost their reputation and their job and that they are now broke. They are threatening to cover themselves in petrol and set themselves alight.
Man: That's terrible. What are you doing about it?
Policeman: I am making a collection for them.
Man: How much have you got?
Policeman: About 200 litres so far, but some people are still siphoning.

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