"Train Ride" joke

A man and woman who had never met before found themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment, they both went to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the man leaned over, woke the woman and said, "I'm terribly sorry to disturb you, but I'm awfully cold and was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"
The woman leaned out and, with a glint in her eye, said, "I have a much better idea. Just for tonight, why don't we pretend we're married?"
Feeling the excitement build up in him, the man replied, "Ok! That sounds like a great idea."
"Good... get your own damn blanket!" she replied.

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