"Training courses" joke

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women in the following subjects:
Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before.
The undiscovered side of banking: Making deposits.
Parties: Going without new outfits.
Man management: Minor household chores can wait till after the game.
Bathroom etiquette i: Men need space in the bathroom cabinet too.
Bathroom etiquette ii: His razor is his.
Communication skills i: Tears - the last resort, not the first.
Communication skills ii: Thinking before speaking.
Communication skills iii: Getting what you want without nagging.
Driving a car safely: A skill you can acquire.
Telephone skills: How to hang up.
Advanced parking: Backing into a space.
Water retention: Fact or fat.
Cooking i: Bringing back bacon, eggs and butter.
Cooking ii: Bran and tofu are not for human consumption.
Cooking iii: How not to inflict your diets on other people.
Compliments: Accepting them gracefully.
PMS: Your problem... not his.
Dancing: Why men don't like to.
Classic clothing: Wearing outfits you already have.
Household dust: A harmless natural occurrence only women notice.
Integrating your laundry: Washing it all together.
Oil and gas: Your car needs both.
TV remotes: For men only.