"Transylvania" joke

In this bloody place, witnesses in the Court of Dracula swear to tell the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth...
And at the doctor's clinic, would you believe it, but when he has finished with one patient, he calls out: "Necks!"
Q: What's the Count's favourite food?
A: Spook-etti!
... and even the ghosts eat out of bone-china plates...