"Treating A Cold" joke
When Pat and Mike met each other on the street one day, Pat noticed that Mike had a terrible cold."Have you seen a doctor about that cold?" he asked."No," said Mike, "But I probably should. Do you know a good doctor?"Pat gave him the name of his own doctor and assured him that he'd be in good hands.About a week later, they met again and Pat wasn't sure if the cold was really better."Did you see my doctor?" Pat inquired."Oh, yeah," Mike replied. He was a really nice guy!""Well, did he give you something to help your cold"?"Sure did!" Mike answered, somewhat enthusiastically. "He told me to drink a big glass of fresh orange juice after a hot bath.""Well, did it help?" Pat asked hesitantly."How do I know?" Mike retorted. "I haven't even finished drinking the bath yet!"
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