"Trouble Standing" joke
When the bartender announced that it was closing time, a man who had been there drinking all night stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up again and the same thing happened. Thinking that maybe some fresh air would help to sober him up, he crawled outside.
Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face again, so he decided to crawl the few blocks to his home. Arriving at his front door, he stood up and yet again, fell flat on his face. Crawling through the front door and into his bedroom, he tried one more time to stand up. This time he was able to pull himself upright, but quickly fell right into bed and was fast alseep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
The next morning he was awakened by his irate wife standing over him, yelling, "So, you were out drinking again last night!"
"What would make you say that?" he asked with an innocent look.
"The bartender called! You left your wheelchair there again!" she snapped.
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