"Trucker Computer Terms" joke
"Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer." Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys." Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns." Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip." Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions." ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola." Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase. "Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff." Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line." Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case." LAN"-------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." "Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend." bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." "digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote." packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
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