"Try This..." joke
Try this - it is amazing! This really WORKS!!!
Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you keep going!
scroll down Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
scroll down Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.
scroll down Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
scroll down Take the hand you counted with, smack yourself in the head, get back to work and quit playing stupid e-mail games.
An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
large house.
"Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting more...
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.
Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen.
St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one more...
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...
MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a more...
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church,
and being told there was a fortune in horse
racing, he decided to purchase a horse and enter
it in the races. However, at the local auction,
the going price for horses was so high that the
preacher settled on a more...