"Trying To End It All" joke

A blonde had grown tired of being made fun of and decided to end it all. She grabbed a rope and headed to a park where there were a lot of trees.
An hour later, a man walked by and noticed the blonde hanging from a tree by her waist.
"Is there something I can help you with?" the man asked.
"No, thank you," groaned the blonde. "I've had it with the world and everyone always making fun of me, so I'm hanging myself."
"Well, if you want to do that, you'll have to put the rope around your neck," the man said.
"I tried that," sobbed the blonde, "but I couldn't breathe!"

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