"Tuba" joke

One day a man walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender asked him what he wanted and he said a double stoley.After a while the man was about as drunk as u can get so he asked where the bathroom was. The bartender replied "
2nd door on the left."
So he ran upstairs and took the first one to the left. As he walked in he noticed a gold figure in front of him.
The next day the man came back to the bar and said to the bartender "
I cant belive you have a golden tuba."
The bartender then yelled across room "
Hey Frank, I found the guy that took a shit in your tuba"

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