"Tuns of Puns! Part III" joke

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.
What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?
Poloroids.
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What do you call a transvestite cow?
A Dairy Queen.
What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.
What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A quackintosh.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.