"Turpentine" joke

A kid was sitting on the side of the road. He was hold a bottle when a priest came up to him and asked what he had.
The kid replied, "Turpentine - The most powerful thing in the universe." The priest looked in awe and said, "Son the most powerful thing in the universe is holy water, If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly she'll pass a baby boy."
The kid look up in bewilderment and said, "Shit, you rub this on a cat's ass and it will pass a motorcycle."

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