"Twas the Night of Thanksgiving" joke

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I
tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned - the dark meat and white, but I
fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a
snack became infatuation.
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at
the fridge, full of goodies galore.
I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and
carrots, beans and tomatoes.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a
sudden, I rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a
mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie
But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees...
happy eating to all-pass the cranberries, please