"Twenty-one" joke
A brunette was doing jumping jacks on a railroad track shouting twenty-one repeatedly. A blonde walks by and said, "Wow, that looks fun, could I try?" The brunette stepped aside and watched the blonde. Then, the train came by and smashed her. The blonde then got back on to the track and began shouting, twenty-two repeatedly
After years of nagging, the wife was finally going deer hunting with her husband. "I'll drop you off here and go park the car. Don't get into trouble". says her husband.
He drove the car down the road and parked it. Walkin gback he could hear a heated argument more...
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting "Twelve! Twelve!" over a fence.
As he walks closer to the fence, they start shouting "Thirteen! Thirteen!"
Curious, the man looks through a gap in the fence. Suddenly he's poked in the more...