"Twenty years" joke

A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she found he husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing. “Honey, what’s wrong? ” she asked, worried about what could hurt him so much. “Remember, 20 years ago, I got in love with you? And your father threatened me with the jail? ” “Yes, of course, ” she replied. “Well, I would have been released tonight. ”

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