"Twinkie" joke

A guy finished oofing and he threw his yellow condom out the window. His girlfriend said "You could use it again." So the guy goes outside and sees a little kid playing with it. And he claims that it is his. So he offers the kid $25 for it. So the kid agrees and takes the money home to show his mom. The mom asked "How'd you get the money?" The kid replies "I sold a twinkie to a man, but the secret is that I licked out all the cream filling."

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