"Two Guys" joke

There's these two guys out hunting in the woods and all of a sudden one of them just keels over and is lying motionless on the ground. So the other guy grabs his cell phone and dials 911. The emergency operator picks up and says, "911 emergency, please state your emergency," and the guy says, "Hey, I'm out here hunting with my buddie and he just keeled over, I think he's dead!" Then the emergency operator says, "Okay, jsut calm down. Now the first thing we need to know is if he's really dead." the guys says, "Okay, hold on." the operater hears silence on the phone for a second and then she hears a loud 'BANG!'
Then guy comes back and he says, "Now what?"

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