"Two Lawyers Are Standing .." joke

Two lawyers are standing in line together in a bank waiting for a teller, when suddenly bank robbers burst through the doors and begin to rob the bank.

"Everyone line up and take out your wallets, purses, watches, jewelry, and any other valuables you have on you," shouts one of the robbers. They start at one end of the line, collecting the valuables from each person.

Before they reach the lawyers, one pulls out his wallet and takes out three hundred-dollar bills. Handing them to the the other lawyer, he says, "Oh, by the way, here is the $300 I owe you."

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