"Two Lawyers Were Riding.." joke

Two lawyers were riding a train to work. One turned to the other, and said, "I know you. Aren't you a civil rights advocate?"

The other lawyer, pleased to be noticed, said, "Why, yes I am."

"Well," said the first, "As such, do you support free speech?"

"I do," replied the other.

"Great," said the first. "Can I borrow your cell phone?"

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