"Two Men On A Bus" joke

Two Italian men seated on the bus engage in animated conversation. Initially, the lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation, but she begins to listen in horror as she hears one of the men saying...
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. Den I come again and pee twice. Den I come once-a-more."
"You foul-mouthed pig!" the lady exclaims. "In this country, we don't speak about our sex lives in public."
"Coola down lady," the man says. "Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

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