"Two Muslims Sisters" joke
Two muslim sisters, Meenah and Neenah, have just arrived in the USA. On arrival they spot a hot dog vendor. Meenah says to Neenah, “Look, people in this country eat dogs. ”
“Odd! ” says Neenah, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do. ”
Nodding, they walk towards the hot dog vendor.
“Two dogs, please, ” says Neenah.
The vendor wraps two hot dogs and hands them over the counter. Excited, the sisters hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs’.
Meenah is the first to open hers. She stares at it for a moment and begins to blush with joy. Then she leans over to Neenah and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get? ”
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