"Two Worms" joke

One afternoon, two worms were crawling through the grass. The male worm said to female worm, “How about if you and I go back to your place? ”
The female worm said, “Okay. ” So, the two worms went back to her place and the male worm noticed that the female worm is wearing a wedding ring.
The male worm said, “I’m sorry honey, but I don’t do this sort of thing with married worms. ”
The female worm replied, “Don’t worry. My husband is not coming home. ”
The male worm asked, “How do you know that for sure? ”
The female worm answered, ” Well, he got up early this morning and went fishing. ”

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