"Two guys in a supermarket" joke

Two guys collide in a supermarket. "Sorry about that," the first guy says. "I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't watching where I was going." "I'm looking for my wife, too," the second guy says. "Maybe I can help you," the first guy says. "What does your wife look like?" "Well, she's a tall red­head with big green eyes, long suntanned legs and a bright smile," the second guy says. "What does your wife look like?" "Never mind," says the first guy, "let's look for yours."

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