"Two nuns of Christian Mission" joke
Two nuns of Christian Mission in the city were cruising leisurely along one misty morning in their Mission's newly acquired Maruti Gypsy when they ran out of fuel. The driver of a passing lorry agreed to give enough petrol, to enable them to proceed to the nearest petrol station. The only container the nuns had with them was a bedpan, and they collected the petrol in it. While filling the tank, a car came by and stopped. Its driver, a good-looking, well-dressed young man got out and came over. Cheerfully, he said, "Young ladies, any trouble? Any help needed?" The nuns replied, "Thank you, Sir, we ran out of fuel, we are just filling our tank." The young man "Stood looking for a second, stunned. He threw his hands up and said, "Oh, glory be to the Lord... faith, nothing but faith."
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