"Two senior ladies" joke

Two senior ladies met for the first time since graduating from high school. One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school--how did you manage
to live a well-planned life?"
"Well," said her friend. "My first marriage was to a millionaire; my second marriage was to an actor; my third marriage was to a
preacher; and now I'm married to an undertaker."
Asked the friend, "What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"
"One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go!"

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