"Two statues..." joke
Two statues, a boy and a girl, had been standing in a city park for 50 plus years. God decided that, since they had been standing there obediantly for so long, they should get a chance to be human for awhile. So he sent an angel down.The angel immediately "unfroze" them and told them they had an hour to do whatever their heart's desired.
The boy and the girl looked at each other, giggled and ran behind the bushes.All the angel heard for a half hour was lots of giggling. They came out and the angel told them that they still had thirty minutes.The boy and girl looked at each other again, "Do you want to do it again?" the boy asked. "Yes," the girl answered. "But this time you hold the bird and I'll poop on his head."
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