"Ugliest Baby" joke
A woman holding a baby boarded a bus. The driver took one look at the baby and exclaimed, "Geez, that has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman slammed her money into the fare box and stomped to an aisle seat at the back of the bus. She fumed and got more agitated with each passing moment until the man seated next to her sensed she was upset and asked what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she exclaimed.
"He has no right to do that," said the sympathetic man. "He's a public servant and shouldn't say insulting things to passengers."
"You're absolutely right," she replied. "I think I'll go right back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"I don't blame you," the man replied. "Here, let me hold your monkey!"
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