"Ugly momma" joke

Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Hairline

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

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Your hairline

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

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Yo Mama's So Fat...

- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO FAT SHE CANT BURP CAZ SHE DONT HAVE THE ENERGY
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LOLA:YO MAMAS SO UGLY SHE HA A PLASTIC SUGERY 3 TIMES AND DIDNT MAKE IT!!
Funny Joke? 11 vote(s). 82% are positive. 2 comment(s).