"Under Inspection" joke
While standing at a urinal, a man notices he's being watched by a midget. Although the little guy is staring at him quite intently, the man doesn't feel too uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," the midget comments. "Those have to be the nicest balls I've ever seen!"
Flattered, and somewhat surprised, the man thanks him and begins to move away. "Listen," the midget says, "this may seem like a strange request, but would you mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is a little startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges.
The midget reaches out, gets a good, tight grip on the man's balls and says, "Ok, buddy, hand over your wallet, or I'll jump!"
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