"Unexpected Gift" joke

Joe was stressed out. He forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE! !"

The next morning he got up early and left the house. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and she saw a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Joe has been missing since.