"Unhappy Wife" joke
An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have? ” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose, ” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE! ” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff! ”
“Well, there you go, ” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night! ”
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