"Unusal Death Notice" joke

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
"I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea," the widow replied. "I simply thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover instead of the big poop he really was."

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