"Ur MoMMa'S So FaT..." joke

Your mommas so fat she got baptized at sea world.
Your mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mommas so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar.
Your mommas so fat she sat on a dollar n made george washington's nose bleed.
Your mommas so fat it takes you the train and 2 buses to get to her other side.
Your mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your mommas so fat she looks at a menu she says OKAY!

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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your mama is so fat when she farted everyoen around the world thought it was thunder

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you so ugly when yo mama dropped you off at school she got a ticket for littering

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