"* Vacation Jokes****" joke

WHAT IS THE PIG'S FAVOURITE VACATION SPOT?
ANS: WALLOW WALLOW, WASHINGTON
WHY DID THE LEOPARD HAVE A LOUSU VACATION?
ANS: HE COULDN; T FIND THE RIGHT SPOT.
WHY DID THE ELEPHANT HAVE A LOUSY VACATION?
ANS: THE AIRLINE LOST HIS TRUNK!
KNOCK-KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
CARL.
CARL WHO
CARL ME A TAXI. I WANT TO GO TO THE AIRPORT.
WHY DID THE MONSTER WANT TO GO SURFING?
ANS: HE WANTED TO HANG ELEVEN!