"Vacuum Salesman" joke

An overly-enthusiastic vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory and knocks on the door. A tough, mean looking woman answers the door and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
"Lady," he says, "if this vacuum doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I will each every chunk of it."
"Would you care for some ketchup with that?" she asks with a smirk.
"Huh?" the confused salesman asks.
"We just moved in and the electricity hasn't been turned on yet!" she replies.

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