"Valuable Picture" joke

A man was sitting in his attorney's office when the lawyer told him, "I have bad news and terrible news. Which do you want first?"
"Give me the bad news first," the man replied.
"Your wife has found a picture that's worth half a million dollars," the lawyer said.
"That's the bad news?" asked the confused man. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terribe news is the picture is of you and your secretary!" declared the lawyer.

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