""Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes." joke

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I'll feed the fish." Q: What does NASA stand for? A1: Need Another Seven AstronautsA2: Need Another Shuttle AlsoQ: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger? A: They didn't know it was going to blow up. Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink? A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn't get 7-UP. Q: On future shuttle missions, why will one of the astronauts have to be a naval officer? A: So when they decide to use it as an experimental submarine, they'll have a rated officer onboard. Q: How many people will fit in a Florida Volkswagen? A: Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

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