"Very bad private eye" joke

The Top Signs That You`ve Hired A Bad Private Eye
& & 1. Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful reasearch.
& & 2. He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty assistant.
& & 3. His best disguise is wearing a hat.
& & 4. Keeps getting confused and follows you all the time.
& & 5. Won`t read any messages without his trusty decoder ring.
& & 6. Dresses up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder She Wrote" when he thinks he`s caught the suspect.
& & 7. Well, he`s blind.

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